So, top tip for everyone out there - always make sure your passport is up to date. If you don't you might end up like me - being offered by a minted guy you know to go for a little trip...to the south of Italy in a FÚCKING LAMBORGHINI AVENTADOR. FML.
On a slightly better note - a lil story I dont think I ever posted on here. One day was going to ace cafe, just going through Chiswick coming up to this roundabout and a GSXR 1000 fooking flew past me (its a 40 zone but must have been doing at LEAST 60). Then the nutter didnt even slow for the roundabout and took it a silly speed, dragging one knee as they went round then the other knee as they took the sweeping exit - shot of flame out the zaust as they smashed it out the exit and up the dual carridge way. I was like foook that was awesome...bike seemed well modded, sooo loud, it was like seeing a moto gp bike and rider in west london lol.
Anyway carried on and then saw them filtering through the heavy traffic on hangar lane roundabout...I pulled along side just as we both got to the front of the lights and I looked over to give a nod....and it was an insanely hot woman...like film star hot. I was like da fuq?!?! she nodded back and I said oh you going to ace? she said yeah, so I said ive got a 2-stroke 125...ill race you, she laughed and said ok then! Man when those lights turned green she toook off...but didnt get very far beacuse of heavy traffic...I slid past and got a good lead, got on the north circ (the ace is the first turning off the north circular) and about half way there she ****ing smashed it past me...i was maxed at like 70 or whatever and she dusted me so hard it hurt, well her little wave hurt more. To be fair she came over and said nice try when I got to the ace tho...she was a bit weird to be honest. Still fapped over her later tho obv.
I was at work the other day sun was out etc and I saw this vision from heaven in tight jeans long dark hair skimpy top on, anyway I shout hi to her she turned round and had a ****ing beard it was a bloke in skinny jeans I just had a head in hands moment I didn't know what to say, but It was weird because I got a semi and it didn't go down even when I saw the beard.
