T'was rammed and some guy creeped in on me when i was outside having a smoke with this beautiful perky petit brunette from wolvo who i later had passionate love makings with back @ hers at 5 in the morning. Was rather funny because as soon as he left, after introducing himself to me she was like "That guy is a weirdoo!" Then i was like "IKR".
Lots of landmines and grenades there tho, fat thunder thighs on show and lovely cellulite...
On another note the birthday boy, my bezzie shagged a chinese bird, so made his birthday tbh. As well as all of us visiting him ofc!
We called her chow mein.
She was actually a 7/10 damn nice for a crispy aromatic duck tbf. I was panicing tho, 'cuz i left my hoodie on his bed but luckily there was no jizz from my bro or any sweet and sour sauce from chow mein either, phew.
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I just want to go for the redlight district.... And weed of course! Coffee shops here Luke comes, reckon I'll end up coming home a stone or two heavier from the munchies.
Apparently weed is supposed to be best in brownies. Never tried it, my brother didn't bring me any when they were getting made. I should get my hands on some weed eventually heheheh.
It looks as if the ban on tourists smoking in Amsterdam coffeeshops will not be implemented in January 2013. With both the city's mayor and the coffee shops themselves declaring their intentions not to enforce the ban, tourists will remain welcome to buy weed and with Lonley Planet listing Amsterdam as second in the list of the world's hottest destinations for 2013, next year will be a bumper year for the city and the coffee shops.
October 2012
The latest volley of shots in the tourist weed smoking ban debate was fired last week between the minister for justice Ivo Opstelten and the Amsterdam Mayor but there is still no agreement on the question of whether foreign visitors will be allowed to buy weed in Amsterdam coffeeshops.
The Weed Pass policy introduced last year by the conservative government who lost power in September has been diluted but not completely abandoned by the newly elected administration , however a statement by Mayor Eberhard van der Laan last week that tourists would remain welcome in Amsterdam coffeeshops was quickly rebutted by the justice minister saying that there was no guarantee the law would change to accommodate Amsterdam city council's concerns.
Although i havent been keeping up with affairs. It looks like the mayor is not enforcing the ban. Sorry. I don't smoke so don't really carefor thst sort of thing.
Ask your mate to confirm if all Asians have hairy beavers!! Pulled an Asian was slightly hairy nothing to bad!! Just seen some pornos and they look like they've got a welcome rug down there!!
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Ask your mate to confirm if all Asians have hairy beavers!! Pulled an Asian was slightly hairy nothing to bad!! Just seen some pornos and they look like they've got a welcome rug down there!!
Yeah, that's Japanese porno bro. If there's even a little bit of lips on show they have to censor it, so its a trend in their pornos to have a bush.