lol i read an article in Private Eye yesterday about a guy who bought an after market seat for his BMW and then rode for two hours...he now has a permanent boner trololololo
Im in the same boat Seany...Not having a bike does really **** up my happiness! I have just fractured my knee cap too so no downhill MTB, no Go karting, no...well...nothing. Just stuck in bed watching Brass Eye and steadily more vulgar porn.
Anything that drives me to an impulsive act of public self abuse....to make me openly unsheath my length of skin-clad tube, my anatomy has broken cloth, I stagger around vigorously ransacking my dignity until finally I releases several arcs of liquid silk from the fleshy nozzle of my fork