So looking outside a while ago I see 3 diCkheads walking down the path with a huge set of bolt cutters looking as obvious as hell
Jumped on my pushbike and went on the hunt, didnt take too long found them trying to steal a bike on the next road. I stayed my distance (enough that I could pedal like mad if it all went Pete Tong)
Started shouting so neighbours would hear and they did, everyone was out on their balconies and coming outside.
Theres nothing funnier than a few half naked guys chasing 3 chavs down the road LOL
Thing is theyre still out there somewhere and have to pass my gaff to get home, i've got hundreds of stones here ready to launch from 6 floors up, its going to hurt