And apparently I told her that she should watch ace Ventura... Just coz she would love it... Everyone is laughing at me today. I need to stop any uploads to Facebook ...
there always has to be one at a family BBQ man you should knows this, bring entertainment and embarrassment to all pmsl... ive done the full monty at a works night out with a few other lads, its amazing what the old alcohol can do to you
They've been deleted already.... I gotta clean up my sick from garden, wasent sick coz of the drink was sick because... I stuck a strawberry lace up my nose hoping to get it out my mouth.... I've got bruises I can't explain.... I think ive broken my finger... my washing line is in the floor... my shorts have holes in..As soon as I can I'm opening a beer... It's the only way to feel normal again...
I now know why the washing line is broke... My fat mate tried to do a chin up on it, he landed on a peg bag and has some funny bruises... Right the missus has gone to Leicester for the day my little girl is being picked up for paultons park. I'm gonna try tidy up and start on the bike
Ah mate alcohol is a danger!! Me best mate who's practically like a brother to me fell out with me last night!! He slapped me in the face then got off : (
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Haha it's not my fault she invited me up to bed to "spoon" make it worse when we got up there my mate ran in and tried to say he's sleeping on the floor!! That's what started it all! He knew what was happening haha
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