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list of things not to say/put  in a motorcycle sales advert

 

thought it would be fun  to come up with a great list of things not to say or put in a bike advert . pls feel free to add any more

 

1.. fast as fck

2.. loves back wheel

3.. photos of your mates standing round the bike with hands in jogging bottoms

4.. random placed bits of wire -tools -and parts on the ground

5.. pics of the bike in local woods if its for road use

6.. stolen recoverd . no frame or engine numbers for field use only when its clearly a nicked bike

7.. has power band in every gear ...< we all love this one

8.. pic of your bike showing house-street-door number-chains or security  and  post code for google maps ..theifs love this .. along with a youtube video showing you ride of your drive

9.. just had full engine rebuild or new piston and rings done by my mate for £20 he is a pit bike wizz kid and collects kellogs cornflake box.s and silcone sealant . unless you have full pics and recipts for all parts and work done.

 

 



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10. Out of focus picture

11. Due to last viewer being a **** still for sale

12. I've looked around and think my price is fair

13. ono

14. Can be repaired quite easily

15. Not washing it

16. wide angle shot a mile away

17. marco shot of tyre size



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18. Spelling. Some people are a joke

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Ha ha good ones. Love the ones with a group of hoodies with their hands in their pants.

The average Dt 125 seller seems to be a complete spak tard. But they are entertaining.

My fave is some shagged chink bike advertised for more than a brand new one!!

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Anything along the lines of how quick it is generally makes me swiftly click the back button..

Even if it is, there just isn't a need to say it as it makes it sound ragged and unloved - unless it's a race vehicle then that's an exception.

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Anything along the lines of how quick it is generally makes me swiftly click the back button..

Even if it is, there just isn't a need to say it as it makes it sound ragged and unloved - unless it's a race vehicle then that's an exception.


 Mine is ragged, but loved evileye full throttle no brakes



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Warning this is a fast bike!

Managed to get it to 100mph once

A very fast bike, keeps up with 400's and that

Yeh allright lol


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this is just the type of advert we are talking about .


Ktm 125 road legal power bands the bike is absolutely mint both engine and plastics , long mot and tax lots of extras ,u can drive this bike day or night as its got all the lights and ktm speedo it also wheelies lol L plates front and back can be driven on a CBT insurance for me is 400 a year very cheap any questions

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ktm-125-road-legal-power-bands/1053175836

 

not sure those tyres look road legal also dont you need a chain guard for mot



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How can you put a ktm exc on L plates :S isn't it like 35bhp stock?

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How can you put a ktm exc on L plates :S isn't it like 35bhp stock?


 125cc thats how just like many other 125cc.s that are around the same bhp its more based on the cc than the bhp .

lets face it some 250cc bikes are slower than some 125cc but still you can not ride em on L.s just cus of the cc



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This bike is sh*t, dont buy it.

Whenever i see this it kinda draws me away from that bike

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How can you put a ktm exc on L plates :S isn't it like 35bhp stock?


 125cc thats how just like many other 125cc.s that are around the same bhp its more based on the cc than the bhp .

lets face it some 250cc bikes are slower than some 125cc but still you can not ride em on L.s just cus of the cc


 Well no it has to be 14 bhp to be legal which every 125 will come under as stock. Apart from race version's ofc

The ktm 125 exc does not fall under this bhp restriction as stock/on the v5 so i'm thinking an insurance company wouldn't let you have it on a cbt confuse



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How can you put a ktm exc on L plates :S isn't it like 35bhp stock?


 125cc thats how just like many other 125cc.s that are around the same bhp its more based on the cc than the bhp .

lets face it some 250cc bikes are slower than some 125cc but still you can not ride em on L.s just cus of the cc


 Well no it has to be 14 bhp to be legal which every 125 will come under as stock. Apart from race version's ofc

The ktm 125 exc does not fall under this bhp restriction as stock/on the v5 so i'm thinking an insurance company wouldn't let you have it on a cbt confuse


 insurance companys in most cases are clueless  and ask for little proof of bhp when you get insured now I understand that insurance is invalid but who realy cares I bet 50% 125cc out there break the bhp limit and maybe  yours also ?



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Put a different exhaust on from stock and you brake the bloody bhp limit lol

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Loads of my mates had exc's on cbts and are fine, still a lad i ride with whos still got his sixdays10 plate, been pulled of by police loads an its always fine, i want one myself, but 3k + on a bike that only has a kill switch puts me off

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Is this an KTM exc 125 yeh? There banging out 33bhp i thought

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Like this

www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/drt-125/1052923183

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georgen wrote:

Like this

www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/drt-125/1052923183


 lol yeah thats a good one ... got done for speeding but just had new rings and not run in yet ...in other words top end on way out so dont try top rag it at viewing or expect it to be fast

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here is my dtr125 for sale only selling as due to get banned for speeding its a very fast bike in good condition just had new pistins not even run in yet tax and test till june no time wasters any questions give me aring no text no less then 1100 as its worth much more and you wont be happy with response



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LOL! I bet the rings are bedded in a treat, After his rings and piston were done he was probaly caught speeding on the road test.

His heat cycles will involve ragging the $hit out of it from freezing cold then repeat. Love these adverts!

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 give me aring no text no less then 1100 as its worth much more and you wont be happy with response thnks.

 

Just read some more. He sounds a charming individual. Do you think he would kick your head in if you turned up and offered £500 lol!!



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Judging by the word "pistins" i assume he think it has more than one lmao

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oh crap no email contact I could have had so much fun with that .

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yep the exc is probably just like my aprilia was, i did ride it on the L plate untill i got my v5 in which stated 17kw in there, cbt its only 11kw so if thats on a v5 i imagine if a copper pulls you over and most likely all that info pops up on his screen

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Cops don't usually know much about biker laws. I got pulled over and the officer kept asking "Have you completed your CBR?"

A thing I hate is, when they say it needs something simple repairing then it's good to go. Like the guy who hadn't put in a clutch spring or something like that a while ago and it was a five minute job. Just screams to me that the bikes had one problem after another and its annoyed him so much he doesn't even want to touch it.

Also people who say "yeah, bikes mint mate. Starts first time" then the day before picking it up "oh, it needs bump starting when cold or it won't start, carb needs cleaning or something mate" ..... My response is "nah don't want it then mate bye."

Another thing that annoys me is "deposit of £50 before hand" I just laugh at them and say "no way, stick it." I ain't paying no deposit, then travelling to their houses to see it's a bag of nails with a worn out engine. And then they just say "deposit isn't refundable."

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georgen wrote:

Like this

www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/drt-125/1052923183


 Just LOL



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this advert is going in the hall of fame .

looks like a rotten dt lc

 

YAMAHA DT 125 road legal needs tlc please read ..we will try

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/YAMAHA-DT-125-road-legal-needs-tlc-please-read-/181364081457?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item2a3a244331

 

yamaha dt 125 brought of a friend for a project havnt got the time to fix it, it still has tax no m.o.t logbook present,as far as i can see some ones court the wires witch have stopt the inductors working n back light from working battery ia flat those, does run but could do with carb cleaning out as has bin stud for abit, they paint job that someones done isnt very good on it, back braclets missing the ser clip that holds the pedal on, this is a real good chance to get a eacy project on a old dt 125 quick strip down and a paint job and u got a mint bike am open to o££ers ;0 inbox me your offers nothing stupid i no what they a worth thanks for looking



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Is the front brake lever snapped and holding on by black tape? hahaahahh

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Do schools teach kids the English language anymore?

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Looks a good buy though seeing you only have to strip it down and paint it for a minter.

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